thoughtmechanics

David Letterman didn’t try to hide the fact last night that he just plain doesn’t like Bill O’Reilly. He wasted no time bashing FOX News and doing what few people can do — ridiculing O’Reillys ratings (Letterman’s audience is more than 2x as large .) While sparring over Iraq, Letterman interrupted the giant talking head saying he “doesn’t care” what Bill has to say. When Bill O, in typical FAUX form, tried to suggest that Dave believes “Bush is an evil liar” and that “America is a bad country” Letterman comes back with the line of the month:

“You’re trying to put words in my mouth just the way you put artificial facts in your head.”

Of course, my favorite part of the debate was when O’Reilly asked Letterman “Do you want to win in Iraq,” Letterman paused and O’Reilly came back and said “it’s a simple question,” and Letterman fired back, “no it’s not because I’m thoughtful.” Classic!

See, this is what happens to O’Reilly when he doesn’t control the mic–he gets his silly ass kicked.