When I was 20 years old I played in local-to-Connecticut rock band. After about a year or so the band broke up and over time, we all kind of went our separate ways. Well, one of the members, Matthew Glasser went on to become a music teacher for Northwest Catholic High School. Good for him I thought, “he’s giving back to the community.” Well, last year he gave back a little too much when he decided to start banging one of his 16-year-old students (Matt was 29 at the time).

Matthew Glasser, a former music teacher at Northwest Catholic High School, was arrested last year under a provision of the state’s criminal code that makes having sex with students a crime, even if the student has reached 16 - the age of consent.

What’s worse is that he actually has the arrogance to fight it. Glasser and his lawyers say the statute infringes on Glasser’s constitutional right to privately bang 16-year-old chicks. Not only does this prove that Matt must have serious trouble getting girls, but it goes to show that you never truly know someone. Matt, if you’re reading this, shame on you.