thoughtmechanics

Here’s a shocker, old fat xenophobic white guys in congress have crafted a bill aimed at getting rid of, you guessed it, 11 to 12 million brown people.

Apparently, the idea of mexicans picking oranges from trees, sweeping floors, working in tobacco fields and plucking the feathers from chickens has become the source of much concern regarding the war on terror.

House Resolution 4437 would make all undocumented immigrants felons and require all employers to verify the immigration status of its employees. The House already has passed Sensenbrenner’s bill, and Sen. Bill Frist, R-Tennessee, has introduced a companion bill in the Senate that also would make it a felony to be in the United States without the proper paperwork.

Of course, there is no direct racism here, I mean come on… it just happens to be brown people who are here “illegally.” We all know that Republicans and conservatives would never do anything to alienate people of color and that they are only doing their best to keep America safe from the huge number of Al-Qaeda operatives who come to the United States through Mexico.

Here’s a hot tip for law enforcement. I took some time and conducted some field research and here’s what I found. Members of Al-Qaeda are easy to differentiate from mexicans–they don’t speak spanish. I know this bit of insightfulness is difficult for Republicans to grasp, but making the information available is the first step. However, Republican leadership decided it was just easier to take all the brown people they can find, declare them felons and put them on a bus. Brilliant.